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What the Full Moon in July Tried To Show You

July had a way of bringing things to the surface. Some truths were impossible to ignore. Some emotions were louder than usual. Some chapters quietly came to an end. Before we step into August, take a moment to check in with yourself. ✨ What finally became obvious this month? ✨ What emotions kept showing up, even when you tried to ignore them? ✨ What challenged you… and what made you stronger? ✨ What are you carrying with you into August? ✨ What are you finally ready to lea

Jul 31

LET'S DO SOME YANG THINGS!

Well, hello there! Let’s talk about the energy behind summer. The frequency of summer is yang energy. Yes, like yin and yang. Peak yang energy is active, bright, and all things fire. It’s when you’ll be the busiest and the most willing to say yes to BBQs, camping trips, music festivals, vacations, and all kinds of gatherings. It makes sense, right? Yang is the white half of the yin and yang symbol, and since there are only two colors, what’s the other one? Black. So what does

Jul 25

Chronicles & Chill #9: Wish Upon A Mermaid

So, have you ever made a wish upon a star? Well, when I was 15, my Argentinian friend and I accidentally did just that—only it wasn’t upon a star. We think it was a mermaid. See, when I was 15, we went to Mexico for about two months. It was one of the best times of my life, especially because I had a friend from Argentina who was also on vacation with her family in the same town. She and I had a great time exploring the town on our own. This was pretty normal in Mexico. It w

Jul 22

Magic Lives Here

Hear ye, hear ye!

You have entered the most enchanted fever dream on the net, where fear has no place and your imagination runs wild.

Possible Side Effects: An irresistible urge to return, heightened imagination, and the sudden realization that you’ve been a goddess all along.

What is The Spooky Tour?

Every year, before Halloween arrives, The Cali Coven rolls out in search of the spookiest vibes.

As you explore the site, imagine you’re riding along with us. We’ll be making pit stops to investigate haunted houses, cozy corners, magical spaces, and all the little signs that the witching hour has arrived!

So grab a seat, enjoy the ride, and let’s see where the spooky vibes are hiding.

Happy Spooky-Mas! 🖤✨

The Daily Reading

Monday, April 27th 2026

Person/People: Reversed Seven of Cups

The first card signifies how we are feeling, and right now, this Seven of Cups in reverse feels very confused. There is a decision that needs to be made, but the options are not so clear. You still do not know what would happen if you went with option A, option B, option F, or option H. When we feel like this, the best thing to do is choose the route that gives you the most peace, even if that route looks a little lonely, even if that route looks like you are going to have to tough out more things later by yourself. It is OK. Figuring things out by yourself gives you a different kind of high. That is when you can really look at yourself and be like wow, I did that, ten toes in, all by myself. So take this time to reflect on a more peaceful way of life. It might be slower, and that is OK. What is the rush?

Situation: Reversed Justice

The second card signifies the situation, and that card is Justice in reverse. Things are not balanced, meaning things are not fair. Nothing in life is fair my dear, take it from my old ass. You cannot force outcomes, you have to let the truth play out, and it usually does over time, so do not beat yourself up about that. Now, this card could also signify poor decisions and a lack of accountability. Sometimes it is hard to look at yourself and realize that the reason why this problem has escalated to a major arcana card is because you kept letting it snowball. It's really not worth it to live a life of dishonesty and constantly make poor decisions to cover it up. It is much easier to live in truth. Your energy is wasted when you lie; you could use it to actually build your life. It is like throwing money away. Stop throwing money away :)

Your Pre-Halloween To-Do List

🛡️ Refresh Your Protection Wards
Cleanse your home and recharge the protective energy you’ve already created.

🕯️ Create an Ancestor Altar
Set aside a small space with photos, candles, flowers, or meaningful keepsakes to honor the loved ones who came before you.

🎃 Decorate with Intention
Don’t just decorate, assign each piece a purpose. Let your pumpkins invite abundance, your skeletons stand guard, and your wreath welcome good energy.

🧹 Get a Broom
Every witch deserves a broom. Whether you use it for cleansing rituals or simply as a symbol of sweeping away stagnant energy, it’s a perfect way to welcome the Witching Season.

Let’s see if the spooky vibes have moved in yet…
Choose a room to investigate.

🎮Gaming • 🏋️ Gym • 🔮 Magic

The Coven House

SPF and Psychic Downloads

I do plan on bringing “Ask the Cards” back, but I’m going through some life changes right now (some good ones), and I just need everything to fully unfold so I can see where the new set will be.

Plus, I have no desire to spend two and a half hours doing my hair and makeup just yet. If you know, you know. IT'S TOO HOT FOR THAT!!!!

SEND ME YOUR STORIES

Have a spooky close encounter, unexplained experience, or story that still gives you chills? Send it my way for a chance to be featured in Chronicles & Chill.

You’ll remain completely anonymous, just you, me, and whatever went bump in the night. 👻

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Exit Note

Thanks for scrolling all the way down ✨

Hopefully you leave here feeling a little softer and slightly kissed by the universe itself. Stay as long as you’d like, and if you come back in 10 minutes, no judgment here. The pink fuzzy heart door is always open for you.